1. A dog's parents will never visit you.

2. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

3. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

4. A dog never expects you to telephone.

5. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget his/her birthday.

6. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

7. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

8. A dog never expects flowers/candy on Valentine's Day.

9. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

10. A dog does not shop.