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• Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
• Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?"
• Border Collie: "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."
• Australian Shephard: "First put all the light-bulbs in a little circle..."
• Dachshund: "I can't reach the stupid lamp!"
• Toy Poodle: "I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it."
• Rottweiler: "Make me!"
• Shi-tzu: "Puuuh--leeez, daahling, I have servants for that kind of thing."
• Lab: "Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeaze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"
• Malamute: "Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."
• Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark."
• Doberman Pinscher: "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."
• Mastiff: "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."
• Old English sheep dog: "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?"
• Siberian Husky: "Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table, and..."
• Jack Russell Terrier: "And what do I get for it?"
• Cat: "You need light to see?"