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Doggie Carols (Point your muzzles to the sky and
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| Shopping for the
Doggies Once Again (to the tune of "Winter Wonderland) Doggie toys they are so nifty you can never be thrifty You spend all your cash then home you must dash Shopping for the doggies once again! They've got balls Ooh! there's rawhide Rubber toys with bells inside You start with just one but then it's begun Shopping for the doggies once again Walk into the pet shop just for kibble Squeaky toys accost you at the door They're piled up at home, but hey why quibble? You don't really need to see your floor Piggy parts quite revolting Toys with hearts colors jolting It's garish yet grand Now it's in your hand... Shopping for the doggies once again. *********************************************************************************** The Twelve Days of Puppy On the first day of puppy The little dear made wee On the carpeting in the hallway On the second day of puppy The little dear made wee Underneath our tree On the carpeting in the hallway On the third day of puppy The little dear made wee On my lap Underneath our tree On the carpeting in the hallway On the fourth day of puppy the little dear made wee Across the kitchen floor On my lap Underneath our tree On the carpeting in the hallway On the fifth day of puppy The little dear made wee RIGHT IN MY SHOE! Across the kitchen floor On my lap Underneath our tree On the carpeting in the hallway On the sixth day of puppy The little dear made wee Beside his food dish RIGHT IN MY SHOE! Across the kitchen floor On my lap Underneath our tree On the carpeting in the hallway On the seventh day of puppy The little dear made wee Halfway up the stairs Beside his food dish RIGHT IN MY SHOE! Across the kitchen floor On my lap Underneath our tree On the carpeting in the hallway On the eighth day of puppy The little dear made wee Where you'd least expect it Halfway up the stairs Beside his food dish RIGHT IN MY SHOE! Across the kitchen floor On my lap Underneath our tree On the carpeting in the hallway On the ninth day of puppy The little dear made wee Just around the corner Where you'd least expect it Halfway up the stairs Beside his food dish RIGHT IN MY SHOE! Across the kitchen floor On my lap Underneath our tree On the carpeting in the hallway On the tenth day of puppy0 The little dear made wee Where we'll never find it Just around the corner Where you'd least expect it Halfway up the stairs Beside his food dish RIGHT IN MY SHOE! Across the kitchen floor On my lap Underneath our tree On the carpeting in the hallway On the eleventh day of puppy The little dear made wee Beneath the table Where we'll never find it Just around the corner Where you'd least expect it Halfway up the stairs Beside his food dish RIGHT IN MY SHOE! Across the kitchen floor On my lap Underneath our tree On the carpeting in the hallway On the twelth day of puppy the little dear made wee ON THE COUCH SOMEHOW Beneath the table Where we'll never find it Just around the corner Where you'd least expect it Halfway up the stairs Beside his food dish RIGHT IN MY SHOE! Across the kitchen floor On my lap Underneath our tree On the carpeting in the hallway! ********************************************************************* Hark! the Joyous Doggies Call Hark! The joyous doggies call Mama's returned from the mall Let us greet her joyfully While she tries to gain entry Let us jump and let us yip Let's make our mama trip Let us bring her our best toys Ones that make the squeaky noise We're so glad to have her home All doggies hate to be alone Hark! The joyous doggies call Mama has returned from the mall! **************************************************************************** sung to Jingle Bells Dashing through the park With our noses to the ground Walking on our ears Pretending to be hounds Not using our eyes We navigate by smell If its over an inch high Then, it's got a tale to tell Oh, Doggie smells Doggie smells Outside of our home Oh we love those doggie smells When on the leash we roam Doggie smells Doggie smells Marking every tree All our other doggie friends Have stopped right here to pee! ****************************************************************** Carol of the Bells Dog ecstasy Ride in the car It can be near It can be far Now in the front Now in the back Jumping about Trampling the pack Barking out of the window at other doggies who haven't got a car We are very, very happy doggies We are very, very happy doggies Nose on window Paw on the wheel Lick the car seats See how they feel Tongue in the eat Feel the car sway Dogs fall off seats Dogs still OK We feel so very special to be included in all this lovely fun We are very, very happy doggies We are very, very happy doggies Ride in the car We don't care where We leave the seats Covered with hair Ride in the car Ride in the car Ride in the car Ride in the car... ************************************************************************************ Dog Christmas I'm dreaming of slow squirrel One I could catch and make my toy Or a lovely shoe That I could chew Would add greatly to my joy I'm dreaming of a dog biscuit Tall as a house and twice as wide Little toys that squeak And kids that shriek And huge bones made of rawhide I'm dreaming of a huge buffet With all the plates at tables edge Grabbing hefty portions Of people rations Before they go in the fridge I'm dreaming of a long walkie One where I choose where I will go Greeting doggie friends Sniffing both ends Our tails wagging to and fro I'm dreaming of a soft pillow all to myself and end of day Where I snore the evening away Storing energy for doggie play... ********************************************************** Puppy Tree O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree How high up are your trimmings! O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree How high up are your trimmings! Before the pup We trimmed your boughs Close to the floor As space allows O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree How high up are your trimmings! The balls aren't glass No tinsel yet. After that last trip to the vet O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree How high up are your trimmings Empty boxes Wrapped carefully Now barricade our Christmas tree O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree How high up are your trimmings! When pup is grown We'll trim with glee And have a normal Christmas tree O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree How high up are your trimmings! ********************************************** Doggie Wonderland Dog tags ring, are you listenin'? In the lane, snow is glistenin'. It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight,Marking up my winter wonderland. Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty! Marked up as my winter wonderland." Chorus: In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go Man, So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine! Straight from me to the fencepost, flows my natural incense boast; "Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth,I marked it as my winter wonderland. Woof! |
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